Posted on May 9, 2011 at 5:49pm
Ya know what, I think this person is exactly right. To honor one race by naming the top weapons in our aresnal is not very PC, and we really should spread, (as some might say, redistribute) the wealth around. So I have proposed some new names for some our more advance weaponry currenty in use and names for the future. Please feel free to add to the list.
1. The F-35 “Honkie”, Joint strike fighter
2. The “Pablo” cruise missle
3. The Colt 45 “Ghetto Blaster” tactical urban side arm
4. Gun turret will now be known as a “Gun Turban”
5. C-5 “Fat *****” cargo transport aircraft
6. AH-1 “Rice Burner” Attack Helicopter
7. M1 “Old Bald White Guy” tank
8. The “ADHD” Smartbomb
9. The “SEIU” Nerve gas, (Banned for use in warfare as a WMD, but kept for developing counter agent)
10. The “ACORN” cluster bomb, (that actually is a good name for one).